More Dangerous Lilly

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  • 29th November
    2011
  • 29
“Instant orgy” package? Where’s the dental dams? Where’s the lube? And for the love of pete WHERE ARE THE TOY CLEANING WIPES. And let’s not forget that once these 4 toys lose their charge, you’re all kinda shit out of luck since you’ll have to wait a few hours at least for playtime to resume. BUZZKILL. heyepiphora: Jimmyjane knows what you want: a $4,000 “instant orgy” package including five overpriced sex toys, five boxes of hipster condoms, and a 15 x 15 ft INFLATABLE BOUNCY HOUSE. In true Jimmyjane fashion, one of the “features” of the bouncy house is that it is “Portable – only 235 lbs.” Indeed. The next time someone asks me about the Jimmyjane brand, I’m linking them to this. It says it all.(Thanks, Scarlett, for showing me this!)

“Instant orgy” package? Where’s the dental dams? Where’s the lube? And for the love of pete WHERE ARE THE TOY CLEANING WIPES. And let’s not forget that once these 4 toys lose their charge, you’re all kinda shit out of luck since you’ll have to wait a few hours at least for playtime to resume. BUZZKILL.

heyepiphora:

Jimmyjane knows what you want: a $4,000 “instant orgy” package including five overpriced sex toys, five boxes of hipster condoms, and a 15 x 15 ft INFLATABLE BOUNCY HOUSE. In true Jimmyjane fashion, one of the “features” of the bouncy house is that it is “Portable – only 235 lbs.” Indeed. The next time someone asks me about the Jimmyjane brand, I’m linking them to this. It says it all.

(Thanks, Scarlett, for showing me this!)

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    Holy christ. This actually exists. I am seriously considering getting this, because when I think “orgy”. I think
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    new life goal?? I’m sorry but I want an...orgy kit” that comes with
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    package? Where’s...dental dams? Where’s...love of pete WHERE...
  9. supcakes said: What a coincidence! I just got a Form 4 in the mail!
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