Queer sex blogger (see: dangerouslilly.com), creator and former editor of e[lust].
What you'll find here: Things that get me off. Things that make me think. Maybe even more of me.

Don't Let This Happen To You: Woman Leaves Sex Toy Inside Herself For 10 Years & Destroys Her Bladder

"Upon reviewing an x-ray of her abdominal area, doctors noticed a five-inch foreign object sticking into her bladder from her vagina. According to the Daily Mail, the patient recalled using a sex toy with a partner 10 years ago during a drunken night of passion. She couldn’t remember taking the toy out, however."

UM. WHAT.

Squash. Bowling pin. Nesting doll. These are things the Jimmyjane Form 4 resembles. None are great for g-spot stimulation, and neither is the Form 4. It’s mediocre as a clitoral vibrator, and I can recommend many other better options. I tried not to hate it; I tried not to judge the ridiculous ad copy claiming it to be “flexible” or “the Barry White of vibrators” but like the Hello Touch and Form 3 before it, I proclaim more loudly than ever that Jimmyjane is a brand I just cannot recommend. There’s just so many things to hate about the Form 4…..

Props to Peepshow Toys for letting me sate my curiosity on the last “Form” I’ll ever try.

Squash. Bowling pin. Nesting doll. These are things the Jimmyjane Form 4 resembles. None are great for g-spot stimulation, and neither is the Form 4. It’s mediocre as a clitoral vibrator, and I can recommend many other better options. I tried not to hate it; I tried not to judge the ridiculous ad copy claiming it to be “flexible” or “the Barry White of vibrators” but like the Hello Touch and Form 3 before it, I proclaim more loudly than ever that Jimmyjane is a brand I just cannot recommend. There’s just so many things to hate about the Form 4…..

Props to Peepshow Toys for letting me sate my curiosity on the last “Form” I’ll ever try.

I’m a terrible artist.

I’m a terrible artist.

I’m very uncomfortable with this, Oscar Meyer

I’m very uncomfortable with this, Oscar Meyer

I badly need this tonight.

I badly need this tonight.


Anonymous

Q: What do you think about N.M.C aka Nanma Manufacturing Company LTD? As i it seems that their products are guite common on sex toy shops and webshops. Are their silicone products safe?

A:

All I’ll say is this: If the company name isn’t listed on this page, then I won’t vouch for it.

Everything? Yep, everything at Tantus is on sale this month!! Checkout like normal and then apply code WETNWILD at step 2.

Everything? Yep, everything at Tantus is on sale this month!! Checkout like normal and then apply code WETNWILD at step 2.

In September I’ll be giving away this trio of Tantus dildos. Pictured is the Slow Drive Long in lime, the Sport Long in teal and the teeny Warm Up in silvery gray. All limited edition colors! 

Also also! Existing followers of G+, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook (and blog readers of course) will be able to snag a big “loyalty boost” bonus entry, so watch for that to be revealed in August.

In September I’ll be giving away this trio of Tantus dildos. Pictured is the Slow Drive Long in lime, the Sport Long in teal and the teeny Warm Up in silvery gray. All limited edition colors!

Also also! Existing followers of G+, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook (and blog readers of course) will be able to snag a big “loyalty boost” bonus entry, so watch for that to be revealed in August.

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